Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

taking a taser to a bomb site by the comand'r February 23, 2018

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Brees Bomb

1. A lightning-fast, incredibly accurate pass from Drew Brees, quarterback of the New Orleans Saints.

2. The weapon that propelled the Saints to victory in Superbowl XLIV.

The Colts thought they had the game sewn up in the first half until the Saints started pummeling them with a flury of Brees Bombs. By the end of the fourth quarter, the vaunted air war was over and New Orleans had won by 14 points. Who dat!

Brees Bomb by Peter Kobs February 8, 2010

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Chicken Time Bomb

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.

C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.

Chicken Time Bomb by ABiggs November 9, 2006

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Bomb as Fuck

Phrase used to describe something completely badass or awesome. Can be used to describe how cool something is, or as a compliment. Bomb as fuck is the ultimate word.

It can also be abbreviated as "BAF" for short

"That food was bomb as fuck"

"That shit was bomb as fuck"

"That weed we smoked was bomb as fuck"

"Frank is bomb as fuck"

"Mike's party was bomb as fuck"

"Connor rolls blunts that are bomb as fuck"

"There are only three guys that are bomb as fuck"

"We smoked a fat blunt, started munchin, and played Nazi Zombies till we passed out because we were stupid high.... that was night was bomb as fuck"

Bomb as Fuck by restinpissnodoubt October 2, 2009

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