Shy Anus 

1). Shy Anus refers to any situation where the colon becomes stressed, embarrassed, and struggles to relieve itself.

“My new boyfriend and I moved in together and I had shy anus for a week!”

Shy Anus by Mr. Moxie June 27, 2019

jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

sad anus loser, i go in 

A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his Fiancé was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)

It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.

Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.

sad anus loser, i go in by 0ofinatior6009 March 26, 2019

Up ur anus 

1. The place where everything is hiding

2. A phrase to use when you don’t know where something is

Daniela: where is ur guacamole?
Jordan: Up ur anus

Jordan: I must’ve misplaced my essay I can’t find it
Daniela: maybe it’s up ur anus
Jordan: nope I already checked there

Up ur anus by Wise9ine86 October 22, 2019

Satan's Anus

The sometimes brown and grey part that is located at the bottom of a banana.

Lauren does not want to put satan's anus in her mouth, so she let the dog eat it.

Satan's Anus by Bootygotmelike December 4, 2016

Bronc-Anus 

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out

CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...

Bronc-Anus by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010