Anal she wrote 

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."

While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.

Anal she wrote by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 7, 2010

anal dizzdog 

When a male ejaculates in a females ass. Thus, creating a "cum" bubble after she flatulates. The bubble then pops and yells out "DIZZDOG!" Other definitions could be, but are not limited to: an anal dwelling, cum guzzling creature in the Middle Eastern region. This creature can be found by ejaculating into the sky and whistling "DIZZDOGITTY!"

"Gosh, I'd love me some anal dizzdog whilst making out with a grandfather!"
"My anal dizzdog is best served when I'm home from lacrosse."

anal dizzdog by KatieMac April 10, 2008

anal Picasso 

Happens when you have exploding shits or diarrhea. You "paint" the toilet bowel, seat, sometimes even the walls with your exploding shit.

After eating Indian food for dinner I had an anal Picasso.

anal Picasso by DallasDave March 15, 2009

Anal Ambassador 

A gay man who makes his ass available for penetration to men in other countries, cities, etc.

Ryan just got back from his trip to Europe...I heard he got his ass fucked in four different Countries

Yeah, he's a total anal ambassador

Anal Ambassador by Salin Vaar August 19, 2014

Anal saint

Someone who's never had anal sex

Guy 1: I can't believe so and so has never had anal sex
Guy 2: she's an anal saint alright

Anal saint by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Anal Revelry 

One who revels in all things related to the anus.
1. Ass worship
2. Parting the booty is like a festival or carnival a regal good time.

Bunch of geeks from IT Dept had a party last night, all male dirt chute worshipping fags must have had a huge evening of anal revelry!

Anal Revelry by Zoobreath October 8, 2008

anal probing

This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.

Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.

anal probing by christopher thomas September 7, 2008