Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alister

He is the hottest coolest lad.

Big cock big dreams.

Person 1: Who the fuck is that?
Person 2: Oh that’s just Alister.
Person 1: Oh hot.

by Chebber August 8, 2023

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired

It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

Alister

As in A lister: Someone who is on top of everyone else in Hollywood and the rest of the movie world for some reason.

It’s usually box office draw, critics or general audiences, but two of those three being checked in the majority of their filmographies is what kind of does it.

Why did Adam Sandler get a huge netflix deal even though his movies get shit reviews?

Because he’s an alister.

by anonymous January 13, 2024

Alistair

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Alistofobi

Alistofobi er en fobi mot og listverk.

Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.

En man så listverk komme fikk en akutt følelse for Alistofobi og gikk ut for og ta seg en røyk mens kollegene strevet på.

by Dr Strangewood January 15, 2026