illness or ailment where you know something's wrong with you but no one seems to know what the hell it is.
when the doctor looks puzzled and say he's sending you for some tests, the results will be inconclusive, it's probably screaming ab-dabs!
by Maria Bettison November 09, 2005
by Dread_head08 November 04, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.
I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019
The biggest band kids of ABS. Ver and XV, enough said.
Starting 5: Scroop, Walker, Mikey, GUNDS, Beavis
Starting 5: Scroop, Walker, Mikey, GUNDS, Beavis
by MichaelRoachSoccer12 January 11, 2023
A uniform coat of jiggly fat on the abdominal area, which gives the appearance of a massive flabby ab when the body is at rest. Typically achieved by beer guzzling nachos-with-extra-cheese-eating guys.
James: Hey bro, I heard you took a road trip South. How was it?
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.
John: Yah, the fried chicken is epic, look at my uni(fl)ab.
by praisethelord2000 April 17, 2017
“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”
by robpunzel November 19, 2019