A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
by dueling lyricists October 08, 2014
When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
by Halfaman December 08, 2009
when vibrations are felt or ringing are heard when one is without cellphone or cellphone is silenced.
AH! I felt my phone vibrate against my leg. .. except i have no phone in my pocket. . !!! THE PHANTOM PHONE!
by drewskizzle November 10, 2008
The act of attempting to adjust or move prescription glasses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
"Man, I just cannot get used to these new contacts. I keep trying to move my "glasses" up on my face and then realizing they're not there."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
"Sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs."
by hansonpaulsey January 28, 2010
John takes off his shoes.
'OMG' Ella shouts, 'Whats that coming out of your sock?'
'Its only the phantom toe,' John replies.
'OMG' Ella shouts, 'Whats that coming out of your sock?'
'Its only the phantom toe,' John replies.
by DUDEWENCH December 31, 2008
the feeling you get of being on a trampoline despite no longer being on a trampoline, after recent bouncing activity.
by John Pennycock February 02, 2009
There twenty people on a bus. One guy passes that stink goul fart very quietly with nobody the wiser and gets off at the next stop. Ten seconds after he's gone, everybody wants to know who farted. Somebody shouts "phantom farter stikes again"
by 19th street kid February 19, 2008