Lucas

A boy that likes to hump everything

Lucas loves humping the chair

by Dhdirgjrd May 29, 2019

Lucas

A guy that smells like cheese, is obsessed with his girlfriend, and literally always brings noodles to school for lunch. His hair is always extremely greasy too. Literally LOVES grated romano cheese from Olive Garden.

Oh, you have Grated Romano Cheese? You'd better hide it from Lucas!
Yeah, I heard he's addicted to it. We should probably have an intervention. I'm concerned for his health and well-being.

by epic fortnite gamer 123 May 31, 2019

Lucas

Fuck that bitch he's a poser and a loser and if he ever asks you to go to the galleria, SAY NO! He is just trying to get you to put your mouth around his dick! Don't fall for his tricks. He says that he is tall when we all really know he is only 5'2, and if he starts talking about his brother, just go tell him to suck his own dick. He is very desperate and you should not be friends with him, and definitely avoid doing anything else.

Patricia: "So are you talking to any guys right now?"
DeLinda: "Yeah... but it's nothing I think that he might be a Lucas."
Patricia: "HOLY SHIT DELINDA! You've gotta beware of those hoes! Don't go to the galleria with them! He just wants you to suck his dick!"

by Freaking Horse Girl March 30, 2019

Luca

The biggest virgin in existence will only have sex with hookers or prostitutes

Anyone:Luca is a massive adult virgin
Everyone Else:You right

by Epic chad October 12, 2019

Lucas

Most retarted kid ever, super ugly and has no balls. He is such a dick and sucks at dirt biking.

wow this jerk is being such a Lucas

by munchieeater April 15, 2017

Luca

A little bitch that pulls knives out during fights😂😂💀

“Oh my god did you hear about Luca”

“Yeah he’s such a little bitch to be pulling knives out during fights”😂

by Zjuivksha October 14, 2017

Lucas

The most annoying kid you'll ever meet. He stays single and only dates girls in grades 3-6. He is a lazy person with a creepy obsession with transformers and plays with dolls. IS NOT CUTE OR SEXY.

Person 1: Hay here comes Lucas
Person 2: Eww! lets go somewhere else

by Ronnie16 November 6, 2017