Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 29, 2024

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downtown Louisiana shlurp

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021

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Louisiana Lollipop

A sex act typically down way south, where you do your sister in the ass. When you pull out your mom licks your Dick clean.

We had family fun night last night. We performed sex act on my sister called the Louisiana lollipop. Dad said my brother was next.

by The professor 827 December 28, 2021

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Louisiana Lunch Break

When you jerk off while taking a poop.

“Hey where’d Josh go?”
“Oh he’s taking a Louisiana Lunch Break.”

by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

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The Boot to Louisiana-
The Boot to Louisiana is when every state in U.S.A. kicks you out for (insert fantasy scenario here) except for Louisiana, Louisiana will be the only state to accept you.

Louisiana was once known as part of the M.I.M.A.L. the Elf region. Louisiana is also known as the Boot, Mimal's Boot, the Elf's Boot, and/or the Elven's Boot. Home of everything that is Bootleg.

Person 1- I heard getting the Boot to Louisiana was so impossible I cannot find a reason why that the legend exists.

Person 2-It does exist otherwise nobody would talk about it.

by Silenthillrick2 October 11, 2023

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