one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Woofy

freakishly obsessed and bitchy with someone one of the same sex

dude what the fuck!! you guys are gettin a little woofy on me?!?

by Freddyboy!! March 3, 2008

Woobliwoot

A Woobliwoot is

1. Someone who just wants to fuck you then leave you.

2. A word you use to throw out during a IM chat with someone less desired at the moment, to cause confusion.

3. Long lost Australian animal. Related to the porcupine, kangaroo, and platypus

1. Nathan is such a fuckin' woobliwoot, someone's dad is gonna castrate him one day.

2. FCKTHISFUHLplZ: Hey boy Heyyy!

PWNR187onurazz: Aw you're the woobliwoot of all time

FCKTHISFUHLplZ: Que?

3. "Dem dere they Dingos eatin the- Oh MY GAWD, Is that A Woobliwoot out there in the distance?! "

by AllTooMutch July 30, 2009

Woobs

Like moobs but on a woman.

Damn her woobs were HUGE.

by hotanimegirls December 4, 2016

Cool Woody

When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.

Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!

by Jizz you l8a August 25, 2011

harley marie woody

A fierce and fiery young woman with a huge heart. She's a very manipulative spirit with vengeful anger. She has faded blue eyes that turn gray when she's upset. Hard working, loyal, and a tad mysterious. She'll know everything about you before you know her last name.

"She's something else man."
"Aye don't fuck over Harley Marie Woody dude, she'll have your asshole handed to you."

by AryanPrincess December 24, 2016

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 23, 2011