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chopped woods

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
by lilbabiey December 19, 2018
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Phrase used when advising somebody of facts /an issue /and explanation (etc) using the most simplest of words in order that they may understand.

Often associated with 'full and frank conversation' the phrase 'words of one syllable or less' is actually gramatically incorrect in its use of 'or less' (essentially 'or less' makes no sense whereas 'or fewer' would be correct) but nicely conveys the situation.

Believed to have originated with the staff of Britain's railways in Southern England.
"What do you mean Bert has done it wrong again?

I'd better go and explain how to do it in words of one syllable or less"
by Clansman July 12, 2009
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Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.
"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."
by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020
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Tiger Woods effect

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.
Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."
by stevo supremo August 22, 2011
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Fighting Words

The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend

Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter

Your pet
Your financial situation

Or anything else you take seriously
(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)

Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)

Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)
by Royal_Defense710 October 28, 2014
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curse words

something that should not exist
!@#$%^#@!#$^*%&^O@*@#$&^%****(((((*(@&)@(%*^&(&%(**($&@(%#)($@&*)^*&$^&!*)#!)$*!&!#^)*&%!#$^)*%^&*$#^$!%*)^$&)& ( curse words ) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SillyZman March 30, 2020
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woodsball

a type of paintball played in natural terrain, or have natural bunkers (logs, trees, rocks, etc...). typically ascociated with noobs, it is not uncommon to see woodsball teams in the sport. orginizations such as the "S.P.P.L." help promote it. although many woodsballers brag to speedballers that it involves tactics, and dosent just waste paint, it can also be argued that in woodsball, teams will assign a member of the team to lay down cover fire with a automatic, or fast gun equal to the amount that an average speedballer might use in a game.
tom: do you play woodsball?

george: yeah, its played in natural terrain, and is cool.

tom: awsome!
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