Wisconsin

It doesn't exist

person 1: yo do you wanna go to Wisconsin with me
person 2: what's Wisconsin

by pussy_ fairy June 23, 2020

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

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by Nignogging August 6, 2013

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Wisconsin Party Dip

When a man dips his penis in salsa or guacamole, and than anally fucks a woman.

"Hey man, last night was awesome."
"Why, what happened?"
"I gave Sandra a spicy Wisconsin party dip!"
"NICE!"

by gtahero247 November 15, 2011

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011

Wisconsin Warlock

When you put some cheese in her snatch, then the warlock makes its mac, then you eat it from the back.

Dang dude we don’t even need dinner, you Wisconsin warlocked her!

by Vanzona November 27, 2023

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023