tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.

"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"

by little_dark_age July 22, 2022

Southern Winds

Same as flatulence

I just blew the Southern Winds

by Lizard J03¡ June 2, 2019

poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

Blue Wind

Blue wind is a spiritual awakening guided by the forces of nature. In Hawaiian it is called Polu Makani.

May a blue wind guide you in this chapter of your life.

by Blue Wind February 3, 2020

Wind Farm

When Three or more participate in the act of trapping each other under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes. The Wind Farm is created by the combination of farticles in an upgraded Dutch Oven.

Jamie, Scott and their dog Lefty were in bed; Scott vomited on the sheets when his wife and his dog gave him the white castle Wind Farm edition of the dutch oven.

by Chedward Lazaro March 10, 2015

wind outs

when you lay your balls on a cold chair and scream nigger

fuck i just wind outs NIGGER!!!!!!!

by oof its zoma on youtube November 8, 2019