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Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
mugGet the Wallet-Rapemug.

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
mugGet the velcro wallets are badmug.

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.
Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed
by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010
mugGet the Wallet Washedmug.

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.
I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.
by Neptune14 May 14, 2020
mugGet the Wallet Narcophobiamug.

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade
The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.
by notrealname42 July 4, 2019
mugGet the wallet issuemug.

Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.
Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?
by zekepliskin December 8, 2009
mugGet the Wallet Foddermug.

wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
by Lanky J November 24, 2022
mugGet the wallet autopsymug.

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