eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."

Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!

by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010

Drop A Waffle

To excrete waste, particularly after eating chicken & waffles.

Damn, girl - I won't be able to turn-you-out until I drop a waffle.

by zornfett June 4, 2010

The Waffle House has found its new host

The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT

Noun: "The Waffle House has found its new host"

by Erdtree January 15, 2023

Waffle Ass

The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.

That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee

by Flightdoc October 4, 2008

waffle wagon

The “Waffle Wagon” was initially drafted in early 2019 as a documentary of the life of Jake Morgan. The Snapchat private story initially began as an occasional update into Mr Morgan’s doings and findings. With Time it became an absolute phenomenon, providing entertainment second to none. It grown a huge fanbase on the Isle of Wight and is heralded as one of the best Snapchat private stories ever created.

I watched Waffle Wagon earlier. It completely changed the way I look at the world!

by The Waffle Wagon October 27, 2020

wafflecrush

to destroy your opponite, make him to look weak, treat him like a bitch, annihilate, finish him off to nothing

I just wafflecrush that fool cause he's weak and own him

by stephanie strong January 13, 2008