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White Boy Woke

A guy who constantly speaks about deep spiritual explorations but doesn't understand intersectionality.

A guy who thinks that he's woke but doesn't understand or try to understand anything from a non white male perspective.
He was like, "You're missing out on a lot of wisdom if you're excluding content from white men."
So I had to dump him because he's just too white boy woke.
by bakedgoods22 July 1, 2021
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woke nigga hours

A period of time between 5 AM to 9 PM where niggas are WOKE, in class, work, home etc.
Yo bruh, I know you gonna stay up for WOKE NIGGA HOURS.
by TyroneTheWifeBeater November 7, 2017
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woke mind virus

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.
Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.
by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022
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Woke mind virus

The ideology of all the people who claim their politically correct beliefs are right as it is only they and like-minded people who truly recognize society’s problems.
Thinking only your perspective is the ideal one is nothing but woke mind virus
by ScienceBEE December 31, 2022
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Woke Nibba Hours

During sad nibba hours (2-4) this takes places anytime during this period. This is different from sad nibba hours because you enter a deeper stage of thought beyond all of the sadness. Many men after this believe to finally be "woke".
Steve's gone way too far into it man, i think hes finally entered woke nibba hours.
by DetectiveB January 28, 2018
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Woke business strategy

Business strategy that brands itself in some way, shape or form as resisting Trump and/or GOP policies.
Adidas and Gucci, though not necessarily by choice, have now adopted a type of woke business strategy, following companies like Dicks' Sporting Goods (who quit selling handguns in response to school shootings) and Nike (who featured controversial societal critic, Colin Kapernick.
by TheExpatreneur February 7, 2019
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woke twitter

people calling out ignorant people that need to be addressed for current inappropriate behavior and/or words

not to be confused with fake woke twitter
Woke twitter, unlike fake woke twitter, addresses relevant, current incidents involving things like discrimination, wrongful shaming/bashing, or making jokes about very serious topics.
by spilledtea March 7, 2018
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