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Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos
F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!
by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016
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Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
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Dykes To Watch Out For

the long running, brilliant, faithfully followed comic written and drawn by Alison Bechdel. chronicles everyday struggles with domesticity, monogamy, parenthood, dating, sex, friendship and politics from the perspective of a growing circle of lesbian, gay, queer and straight characters.
the DTWOF website has yet to create a character profile page......
by dagger_grrl February 16, 2004
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Watching Cars 3

"Well, what do you have to offer to me?"
"I love watching Cars 3"
by MarUlberg May 10, 2021
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digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.
by Little speck April 4, 2018
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Watch trading Academy

A course that people who are currently unemployed or unemployable buy in the hopes that they will become rich through buying and selling watches. Most of these people have no lives or common sense and will spend their stimulus checks on this useless course
Watch Trading Academy - We only charge $5,000 for our course and recommend that you put it on a credit card. You are guaranteed to make $300,000 trading watches your first year !

Reality - You loose $10,000 your first year due to the fact you have the IQ of a sperm bank, and aren’t taken seriously by anyone in the watch business.
by Archieluxury April 26, 2021
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fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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