To be overly enamored with all things domestic, i.e. jam making, baking, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and being better than everyone else in your suburban neighborhood.
when a person has a thing for things that happen everyday between couples , eg: kisses , neck kisses , shopping for groceries , posting about your significant other , making it very obvious to your significant others friends that THEY ARE YOURS .
a type of sexual arousal that stems from possessive behaviour in everyday situations .
if someone with said kink were to hear about how their significant other was bragging about them to other people , they could get quite hot under the collar ;))
"so what do you want to do today"
"sit with you , just want to be with you , you're all mine , cant ask for anyone better"
A domesticated thot is a female that was once a full time thot and has settled down with a male who has reduced the levels of thotness, they show there inner thot to only one said person who are in the said relationship with
girl: "do you like this color towel for the bathroom or want this color towel..."
guy: "nooooo, please god help me!! no, i'm being domesticated... fratricide, matricide, homicide, suicide, domesticide. i'm putting up curtains... & screwing in little lights over the sink." - Henry Rollins
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!