Jared Venezia

An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.

That boy is just like Jared Venezia: he can do anything!

by SEA45 February 25, 2009

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

All Veined Out

To be "all veined out" is to be in a bailing on your friends type of mood, or for something to suck

Damn, john doesn't want to hang out tonight, he's all veined out.

This store is all veined out.

by UltraViolentClockwork April 20, 2018

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Princess Venessa

A fallen angel, princess of general chat , queen of memeland, goddess of tricks and rickrolls and supereme leader of stick bugs. She is also an immortal being.

Princess Venessa, would you buy my soul please? No, not every fallen angel is a devil.

by TheVenessa July 2, 2021

Bernardo Venegas

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS

Bernardo Venegas is hot.

by Mami1303 September 7, 2021