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Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021
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Valentin

Valentin is a guy who would 100% be friends with someone who is named Alex. Valentin is actually quite funny so if you have a friend that is named Valentin then keep them hoe, anyways yea they are pretty nice and just so fucking funny like god damn chill imma evaporate😟 anyways be nice to them cause they go through shit and they are so fucking nice
Damn your name is Valentin?”
“Yea”
Besties now”
by Alexisachad May 22, 2021
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star valentine

a very kind and caring girl who will love you and love hard .

type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .
star valentine

she is a very pretty person

who makes my heart beat faster than a bullet
by moonvalentine February 2, 2023
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Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.
Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**
by 69XD420 February 15, 2019
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Valentine

Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
by Valoche November 22, 2021
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Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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Valentine's Day

I hate Valentine's day

Valentine's Day is coming, where's your boyfriend ?
by tchoupi February 10, 2020
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