valendy

A sexy ass young male equipped with a terrific stroke on the court and in the bedroom.

That young boy balling, like valendy.

Valendy is so hot

by Valn21 March 14, 2017

Valen

She’s a cute girl with curly brown hair. She usually jokes around a lot but shes a nice caring girl too. Shes in love with a certain someone. Even though she sometimes gives hints of being gay, its a boi. Hehe

Valen is amazing. And crazy.

by Lockstrq February 12, 2018

Valentingay

The time of year where you see gay couple giving each other gifts or other gifts like, hugs, kisses, or roses.

I can't believe they celebrate valentingay!

by ShadowKnight58 February 15, 2018

Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club

You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed

by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019

Valent

An adjective indicating that someone feels like an outsider within their inner circle of friends. Comes from valence electrons always being on the outside of an atom, even though they are still a part of it.

Jessica: “Do you want to come to my sleepover?”

Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”

by ShadowKnight76 June 4, 2019

Valentinoo

A really hot person

aka valentine

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh

by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020