Vans

The worst brand EVER that SOME PPL wear EVERYDAY and it looks like SHIT
PS : don't wear it ANYMORE

" I hate Vans "

by tchoupi February 3, 2020

Vans

CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos

preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2012

dirty vanessa

dirty bitch, that gets ass fucked in the back of a dumpster

hey do you want a dirty vanessa tonight? im feeling pretty hard

by supitsspicer May 18, 2018

ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

by the macstablishment July 6, 2011

vancosky

the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!

tim is hotter than your mom

by Moose November 18, 2004

Vano'd

Can be seen driving a red firebird with t-tops and wears schmediums. When you go out to an expensive place ie. Gentlemans club. Once it is time to pay the bill he leaves you behind so the bouncer threatens to break your legs and you have no choice but to pay.

Dude you got Vano'd

by Delowe July 18, 2011

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017