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Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?
by Reaper.... December 25, 2016
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TW(texting whore)

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging
I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).
by Tanishiak April 18, 2008
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wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond
Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone
by Wet texting December 11, 2016
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Tweeting

Tweeting (Verb) 1) The act of repeating things and being stupid 2) The act of repeating things and being stupid 3) The act of repeating things and being stupid 4) The act of being so stupid you don't realize you're repeating things
LOLfreak: LOL

WTFman: WTF

LOLfreak: LOL

Prandom: Idiotic Tweeting people...
by Kitten's Demon May 28, 2009
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Tweeping

Tweeping is when an adult male or female aged 25 years or older likes to hang out with tweens or teens of the opposite sex, for long periods of time, and usually late at night. This is especially creepy, since most adults at that age like to hang out and party with actual adults. Another sense of the word would be tweeper, or tweeps.
EX1: Hey Jordan, wanna go to Michael's house tonight?

No, I think I'm tweeping at Denny's instead.

But their food sucks!

Dude, I wanna hang out with my tweeps!

EX2: Jordan, Ashley is too young for you, you're a total tweeper, and hangin out with those tweeps is a little strange, don't ya think?

Whatever dude, I'm not a tweeper, and those tweeps are as legit as they come. Screw you!
by jlc500k May 5, 2010
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texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
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Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.
Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.
by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019
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