Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.

"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"

by The Tracy's September 6, 2022

Toot

The equivalent of “cute”. A term used to describe something that is adorable or pretty in an endearing way.

That kitten is so toot!

by PassiveAggressivePAP August 7, 2023

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Toot

Toot means to toot a joint or a ecig or to call your ecig a toot

Give us a toot on that

Pass us that toot

by Taylor big shlong April 11, 2021

Doot Toot Bows

1) Heavy south eastern United States slang for the motivational mantra; "Do It To It, Boys!"

Elt, I swarny! Kaint never could, so "doot toot bows!" Ain't skeered!... Mama, reach me my baby. We're headed to WALMART! WOOO!!!

by brainified November 1, 2023

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

brutes my toots

Brutal
(bur-ou-tal)

that's fucking brutal
~
brutes my toots!

by Vocab Godde$$ November 24, 2010