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toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.
by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021
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Toads Therapy

The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not
“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help
by ToxicTerror366 September 3, 2021
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Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad
by Calarovan February 13, 2019
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Country Toads

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.
by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019
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Toad

A historical racist slur for those of Filipino ancestry
“Hey Manuel come here you stupid toad”
by GreatPrairieDog June 23, 2022
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toad needlebunny rainbow dash

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is the most awesome person you know
if you know toad needlebunny rainbow dash you are cooool.
toad needlebunny rainbow dash is awesome
by rainball dash March 21, 2017
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Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
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