toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

toad

its a thic cute boi

Thats a toad

by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023

Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toad

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021