gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

Been Gnomed

If you are born between 1 January and 31 December.
YOU HAVE BEEN GNOMED

My friend is a gnome
another friend says you have been gnomed because you are a gnome

by GamerGnome March 9, 2022

Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025

Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina

Judy and I did it gnome style last night!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024