*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug. A fried owl is similar to a night owl, but taken 1 step further. Someone may be tired from late night work, partying, or even skating with the homies.
by Worstdressedwriter May 11, 2024
Get the Fried owlmug. The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021
Get the owl taxidermymug. text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?
me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?
me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?
by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021
Get the Superb Owlmug. Diamond owl is a entity which exists above many things
he is said to be an owl but can take on many forms his favorite being and owl
he is said to be an owl but can take on many forms his favorite being and owl
guy- hey bro you know diamond owl
friend- no bro but i heard of him once
guy- dude come on how do you not know him he's a great guy
friend- damm i kinda wanna know him now
friend- no bro but i heard of him once
guy- dude come on how do you not know him he's a great guy
friend- damm i kinda wanna know him now
by gudboii June 19, 2022
Get the Diamond Owlmug. When someone who “puts the owl in the bowl,” they are simply putting the owl in bowl.
This relates to the sport bowling.
This relates to the sport bowling.
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
Get the The Owl in Bowlmug. guy: have you seen the owl game yesterday?t
girl : yesn't i haven'T
guy: REOGA WAGA TICKI WOKO REEEE
girl: (Dies)
girl : yesn't i haven'T
guy: REOGA WAGA TICKI WOKO REEEE
girl: (Dies)
by mr.dank memeston June 12, 2018
Get the owlmug.