Testeronee

When, during his mid-life crisis, a man goes on a pasta creation spree.

Hannah - "What the fuck is this?"

Lil' Jimmy - "Oh, that's just dad's new pasta. It's part of his 'Testeronee'."

by U Craszee June 21, 2009

Austyn Tester

A talentless pretty boy who got famous because brainless teenage girls like his face. Star of the Sundance film Jawline and the reason why social media continues it's downward spiral and lack of faith in humanity is stronger than ever

Girl: OMG, have you seen Austyn Tester's latest broadcast?
Me. No. I have a life and have better things to do than obsess over some teenage hack

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

over texted

The act of being exhausted from sending and receiving too many text messages and/or e-mails on your phone or blackberry

I am way over texted from people messaging me about a million things.

Similar to over sexed

by yellebelle April 9, 2009

Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

by yami100 June 14, 2010

textedly

Adverb of the past tense verb Texted

Q:Did you tell her to meet us at the restaurant?
A:I informed her textedly

Textedly yours,

John Doe

by bentpenguin May 29, 2009

Textestrian

The act of texting while walking.

That textestrian caused a backup on the sidewalk while on her phone.

by Phatmans May 26, 2010