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I'll tater your tots

a very creative play on my nickname which means I'll give you sex. lol. made by one of my besties! love yah!!
Dude your so hott i wanna tater your tots!!
I'll tater your tots you hipster hunk!
by andysambergismylove February 1, 2009
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Tater

A closed fist bump by two willing participates.
Paul did such a good job, Mark gave him a tater.
by mlcecil October 18, 2008
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Tater

slang - an anus.
Pump your pecker inside her tater.
by Dan November 30, 2003
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Tabor's law

A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.

If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.
"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"

"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."

"Tabor's Law, I win!"

"No, you're still a retard."

"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
by Elephant Bones February 29, 2008
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tater

sex ; tater(ing) is the act of sexual activity
boy's brother: hey bro can I come up stairs?
boy: nah, man I'm tatering
by lindh July 1, 2011
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tater

1. A code name for crack, Usually used in the south.

2. A slang term for potatoes.
Hey yo, I got that tater.
by LoMaxDaLegend October 29, 2005
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dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.
That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!
by Bob Hester February 13, 2004
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