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tanning bed 

cancer in a box
wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D
tanning bed by NO :] February 24, 2009

Taking it up the ass 

Being taken advantage of in a variety of situations. As if you're bending over, you're in a kind of vulnerable situation where people can easily shove stuff up your ass, and you're taking it with a faint smile.
If he rents this shitty apartment for as much money as their asking, he will totally be taking it up the ass.
Taking it up the ass by Jamie M. September 28, 2005
Let's go tanning in the oven.
tanning by HIPPOLOVERKILL October 14, 2011

nigger talking 

talking in circles, contradicting one sentence with the next; done out of ignorance or some times to confuse
"He said the computer wasn't stolen; but then he started nigger talking, saying that he ripped the TV right off the wall."
nigger talking by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008

tanning bed 

A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.
I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.
tanning bed by LindsayLohan April 14, 2006

talking ass monkey 

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
talking ass monkey by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004