ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.

I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.

by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 22, 2020

quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 04, 2014

Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 24, 2019

Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.

She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!

by Luciferslube October 11, 2015