trauma porn

When a writer glorifies trauma in their writing, exaggerating aspects for the sake of angst.
Usually a writer thinks they are being deep and edgy when in actuality they are just disrespecting and glorifying trauma.
Ana: I just read this angst fanfiction, it had way too much trauma porn though, and it didn't even care to put a warning!
Bella: Damn that's horrible!
by Boipoi May 19, 2021
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porn moment

A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.
Person A: So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.

PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
by />/_//\/<^/\/ June 14, 2010
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pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.
Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.
by citywokprease January 28, 2012
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porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.
I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.
by benth February 20, 2010
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porn fur

1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.
by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020
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trap porn

It's where you're watching a gif from a porno and its this smoking hot chick then at the end of the gif you find out the chick has a schlong.
Me: Accidentally jerked off to some trap porn last night. Now I'm in love with a tranny.

You: Pre-op or post-op?

Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!
by jjschlizzle October 27, 2017
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porn stash

Also known as the porn that one has stashed to keep ones wife from finding it, suck as burned on dvd or in hidden files on ones computer. Not me but some guy i know.......
self explanitory see definition
by thep1mp April 23, 2005
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