the ting goes skraa

The peek of poetry as we know it. Only the people who have dedicated their whole life to studying art can even begin to guess what it represents. Some of the most respected philosophers have studied and they can say its a real brainstormer.

Man1: Please, don't shoot! Have mercy.
Man2:The ting goes skraa. Pap pap pap ka ka skeebi be pop pop and a poo poo purr poom. Skee ya doo doo coo coo poom poom. Poom poom

Man1:*dies*
Man2: Ya done now

by Ting is a gun October 1, 2017

the ting went

a phrase used by roadmen like biq shaq to describe the noise or how something happened

you so blud the ting went noice

by your mum gay lol November 2, 2017

jack-ting

acting in a way that prioritizes physical attractiveness over giving a genuine performance. Coined by Jack McFarland.

JACK: Finally, somebody makes Death of a Salesman watchable.
RUSSELL: I don't remember there being a kiss between the brothers.
JACK: That's the difference between acting the play and Jack-ting the play.

by Rory_71 April 21, 2018

Hoe-ting

Hoe-ting is a verb. It means when you get a text and it is a new hoe your seeing or about to meet.

Oh shit, i'm trying to get werk did and my phone keep hoe-tinging.

by Mikeyintampa#1 April 21, 2018

port ting

Simple roadman word meaning okay or ite

Fam that’s port ting u get me

by Itx_stan January 19, 2018

Shameless Ting

When someone lacks an extreme amount of shame.

Also represented by the colour teal

Hana, you shameless ting!

He did such a shameless ting yesterday

by obiy February 11, 2018

bae-ting off

The act of touching oneself to the thought of their significant other.

My girlfriend has been gone away on business for weeks now, but I still think about her all the time. Especially when I'm bae-ting off at night.

by Obi-Wan-Shinobi June 16, 2018