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Thought of the Plot

The moment you plan to prevent a future situation you are currently thinking of due to a present disposition.
*Smacks forehead. Awww shit dude I just thought of the plot I have a homework assignment due at 11:59! I gotta go bro!
by Lang_theOG December 10, 2023
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I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader
Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.
by carpitect October 16, 2018
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.
Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.
by Naturerules July 28, 2018
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Benzenous Thought

A thought that circles back on itself in a never ending infinite loop like a snake eating it's own tail, but leads the thinker to epiphanies, like when Kekule discovered the shape of the Benzene ring.
The chicken or the egg which came first, contemplation of this benzenous thought led the Buddha to moksha
by MM007 September 3, 2018
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Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.
Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .
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