by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.
by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

When your peers attempt to communicate information, but do so in such a convoluted and confusing manner that you actually become dumber by interacting with them.
Afflicted by the dumb effect, Sydney finds it increasingly difficult to engage in everyday intellectual conversation with other adults outside of work.
by Aerin E. January 4, 2008

a person who irritates you or does something you don't like. can be passed around playfully with friends or used seriously
by hth97 February 13, 2017

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018
