juicing the clam

The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.

Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.

by Moater Works December 31, 2017

Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 26, 2009

speckled clam

When a woman has freckles all over her pussy.

Paul likes fucking Tracy because she had a speckled clam. He said he would rub his cock from dot to dot till he hit her vagina!

by Clamer March 02, 2018

clam rammer

A man who fucks rapidly

She said you were a clam rammer.

by cracklet February 19, 2014

razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 21, 2016

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart August 01, 2014