Walking Tangent 

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

Walking Tangent by angryengineer March 25, 2011

Super Tang

A shit-brown beverage consisting of one part Tang, one part Jager, and five parts regret on the rocks.

Gordon: Hey bro, want some of this Super Tang?
Coleman: FUCK NO!

Super Tang by Poop Drink Savant January 6, 2013

Jacky Tang 

Hey, My name's Jacky
And I've just met you
So here's my number
Suck my noodle!

Boy: Hey, My name's Jacky

And I've just met you

So here's my number

Suck my noodle!

Jacky Tang: Fuck off, white boy!

Jacky Tang by Brutas August 21, 2013

Schwang Tang Bang 

The ancient art of the aggressive destruction of a vagina by a penis leading to its collapse. Through rigorous training one may perfect it and evolve into the "final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang" - this can lead to the collapse of all vaginas across the universe.

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: I gave her the schwang tang bang last night
Guy 1: shit that must have been tough for her
Guy 2: Nah she's lucky I didn't unleash the final form super saiyan unleashed dragon schwang tang bang.

Schwang Tang Bang by Schwang Tang Bang Lord May 11, 2016

wild tangent 

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

wild tangent by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2016

prune tang

Slang term for old lady vagina

Grandpa is headed to the nursing home is about to get some prune tang

prune tang by Brandi m dukes November 3, 2017

Wikipedia Tang 

Wikiepedia Tang (Cecilia Tang) is the vice principle of La Salle Trollege. She is one of those aggressive feminist who comes from Diocesan Girls School. She teaches f2-f3 history , everyone died from her tests and exam paper even though she gave students the history syllabus. As the exam paper would most likely originate from Wikipedia, we would eventually die lmao.

Wikipedia Tang: whats the chinese name of Mein Kampf: My Struggle :D

Wikipedia Tang by The MemeLord Lmao June 29, 2018