Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?
by RealUrethraFranklin February 04, 2025
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Swiss bitch slap

Done by a swiss girl in her 20s, consist of using their swiss passport as a slapping weapon with the objective of showing social-economical superiority.
The slapping can be done tp people, tables, etc.
- "That girl slapped her swiss passport on the restaurant counter upon arrival, demanding the best table".
- "Yeah, seems like a clasic swiss bitch slap".
by Rockstar Nias August 06, 2018
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Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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Freudian Swiss

A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.
The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.

Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.

My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
by Butt Water Stevens April 07, 2020
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Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
I just can’t seem to stop pulling the olSwiss gondola when I’m drunk!
by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by November 28, 2020
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by November 28, 2020
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