suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

suicide bomb

The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...

I started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of Allah.

by JKoury October 12, 2006

suicide by cop

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

by Matt March 7, 2004

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Epic Suicide

The greatest way someone can die.

Either...
1) Jumping off a historical landmark.

or

2) Drowning in 2 inch deep water.

Last night, Shaun was found dead with his head submerged in a bucket of 2 inch deep water. Now THAT was an epic suicide!

by Pocketful of Sunshine January 18, 2009

Swag suicide

To destroy years' and years' worth of hard-earned swag with an unforgivably swagless act.

Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl

Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.

by NicKotine09 February 19, 2010

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

by Paul Dick February 5, 2008