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Schaafted

When somethings happens that is characteristic of Schaafsma's actions, something so diabolical and braindead that it can only be described by the woman.
"Bro I got schaafted on the marking, they didn't add ts up correctly"
"Damn Bro that's some Dr Dean type shit"
by Dr Dean May 21, 2025
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schadenfeed

The opposite of doomscrolling. When a social media feed is saturated with posts about an event causing great schadenfreude in the populace. Term coined by author, Alan Baxter, on Bluesky during the Trump/Musk feud on 6th June 2025.
It's not doomscrolling today, it's schadenfeed.
by Lord Weird June 5, 2025
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Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.
Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025
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Schadenfruede

when you enjoy other people’s pain/you are pleased when people are hurt
John’s being a fucking bitch. He’s schadenfruede, but this time I’M the victim. Fuck you, John.
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
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schabbling

I was schabbling in class
by thegigagooner September 24, 2025
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Schadenfafo

Etymology: Blend of schadenfreude (German, ‘pleasure derived from another’s misfortune’) + fuck around and find out (colloquial American expression meaning that reckless actions bring their own consequences).

Definition:

The deliciously petty pleasure you feel when people reap the bitter harvest of the nonsense they enthusiastically sowed. Especially applies to Donald Trump voters who cheered for policies that end up smacking them squarely in the face.
When they lost their health care because of the guy they voted for, you could cut the schadenfafo with a knife.
by M-80 October 27, 2025
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Schadenfreudemaxxing

laughing at some people's misery or loss for more than 5 times a day
Person 1: dude this guy is schadenfreudemaxxing
Person 2: i know right hes such a bitch, i wish he gets banned off Fortnite damn it
by mrnmr salt November 7, 2025
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