Stealth Bomber

When you don't pay attention or even talk to a girl at all the whole night at a party, and then after words you bang her.

At the party Jorge scouted out a hot blonde, but failed to even initiate a conversation with her the whole night. After the party came to a conclusion he texted her and she went home with him. The rest was history. She was a victim of the stealth bomber!

by rssss51 October 21, 2009

Stealthing

When you are jerking off while in discord with your friends.

Bro we were in discord the other day and I had the urge. You guys didnt know but I was stealthing it to midget porn.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022

stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.

I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.

by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

stealth cheeseburger

A hamburger in which crumbles of cheese, usually cheddar or blue cheese, are mixed into the ground beef. This makes it a cheeseburger - but the cheese is hidden inside the patty, hence "stealth".

Can't wait for your next BBQ - I've been jonesing for your awesome stealth cheeseburgers.

by Slamburglar June 14, 2009

stealth creeper

To creep on someone on Facebook without making it obvious and/or letting them know. You can do this by looking at their page, friend, pictures, etc just NOT LIKING or COMMENTING on anything.

This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.

Sally- OH DANG LUCY NOW TIM KNOWS I CREEP ON HIM BECAUSE I CAME UP AS #1 FAN!

Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)

by AwkwardTeenagers123 July 15, 2011

Stealth Monkey

Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:



1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.

2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".

3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"

NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.

Stealth Monkey Thailand

by MrGaGa February 6, 2009