The gaze of the likes of the incredibly sexy and dangerous human beings; usually found on the west coast.
by goosed grey September 7, 2013
Get the smoldering mug.1. A group of fighting men, used in war, having different tasks (infantry, pilots, demolition, etc).
2. When used while not talking about war (and this will be obvious), can mean, "cum", "sperm", and/or "semen". Normally used with "marching".
2. When used while not talking about war (and this will be obvious), can mean, "cum", "sperm", and/or "semen". Normally used with "marching".
1. Those American Soldiers are the Marines; they are tough-as-nails.
2. -Dude, his soldiers arent marching. That really sucks! (Said man cannot cum)
-I hadn't jacked off in a while, so my soldiers were plenty marching last night, all over that stripper!("I" Could cum)
2. -Dude, his soldiers arent marching. That really sucks! (Said man cannot cum)
-I hadn't jacked off in a while, so my soldiers were plenty marching last night, all over that stripper!("I" Could cum)
by TehCRUSADER January 30, 2008
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Get the splodey mug.Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.
{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
by piro August 26, 2004
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he is a total splodgewangler
by 4candles November 9, 2009
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You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."
Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."
Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
by Nadina10 July 30, 2010
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