Spider Costume

An outfit donned by either losers, freaks, or Peter Parker. One can tell if the costume is worn by a loser or a freak, as they will have attached false legs to it to simulate the eight legs of an arachnid. On the other hand, when the costume is worn by Peter Parker, he then becomes Spider-Man. It will be very obvious when this happens because of the undoubted element of badass appeal, and the fact that the wearer will most likely be fighting crime and/or swinging from building.

John: I'm wearing a Spider Costume! Look at my eight legs!
Passerby: You are a loser/freak.

Peter Parker: Oh no! A bank heist! I must put on my Spider Costume and stop it!
Passerby: You are undoubtedly badass.

by Utmost Costume Authority August 13, 2008

Spider Web App

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.

"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"

by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010

Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.

Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!

by Frederick101 July 29, 2011

squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

Sticky Spiderweb

You ejaculate onto your hands and spread your fingers to make a Sticky Spiderweb

"Bro when I was jacking off last night I made a sticky spiderweb"

"You nasty as fuck bruh"

by Ugliest Than Hitler June 1, 2016

Clock Spider

It's a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.

Its-its-its a clock spider! *RUNS FOR LIFE*

by @instagramaddicted December 9, 2016

a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man

Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich

by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019