straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

floor spaghetti

When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.

Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.

by Bread91 August 8, 2016

spaghetti milkshake

A Red gooey barely edible substance. Mostly found in the fridge of a stoner.

"Damn that drink is as gross as a spaghetti milkshake"

by Owlcutyou July 3, 2014

Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.

"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."

by Chaohinon March 12, 2009

Boom Spaghetti

When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you

Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night

Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now

Joe: Shit really?

Mike: yeah

by Spaghetti_Boom March 3, 2020

Spaghetti Boloqueef

Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating

Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!

by OnionRingOfDoom October 24, 2009

spaghetti pancake

A pancake made from left over spaghetti noodles.

You're kidding me with those spaghetti pancakes, right?

by mmg3678 September 26, 2006