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Sneaky Hot Tub 

A sexual maneuver where a man is boning a woman doggy style, pulls out, and then cums in her butthole, then the girl relaxes creating an air pocket, causing the cum to bubble in her butthole, which resembles a hot tub.
Man this bitch never saw it coming, she thought I was gonna superman that ho, but instead I gave her the old sneaky hot tub!
Sneaky Hot Tub by Barnyard Blizzle December 16, 2008
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sneaky guacamole

While dining at a Mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. Can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of Mexican eateries.
Waiter: "Alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?"
Unsuspecting and Distracted Customer: "Oh... sure."
Bill: "$7 Quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side."
Angered Customer (who doesn't even like guacamole): "He pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!"
sneaky guacamole by que Sara Sara December 26, 2008

Sneak Badger 

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.
Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
Sneak Badger by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

sneakachew

One who makes the conscious decision to indulge in smokeless tobacco or snuff, in those instances that others would deem inappropriate.
Boss- "Hey John, can i talk to you for a minute?"
John wencing, quickly turns his head to hide the left side of his cheek. "Sure."
Boss- "I'm gonna need to talk to you about the IT reports."
John mummbles- "later"
Boss- "Excuse me!"
John- drool running outside of mouth, "Later!"
Boss leaves with suspicion
John closes door, grabbs pop bottle, spits out the dollar dip and thinks to himself, "Whew, I almost blew that sneakachew."
sneakachew by PodBerry February 6, 2009

sneak freak 

A person that enjoys, wears, or collects sneakers.
Raekwon "Sneakers":

"...Who wear it all I'm an addidas freak
Multi thousand pair sneak freak..."
sneak freak by Scott Sittlow May 13, 2009

Sneaky Librarian 

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.
My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.
Sneaky Librarian by FNG2UD April 20, 2010

sneaky serpent

Be warned the sneaky serpent is not for the weak minded. It involves ass to ass sexual relations. To perform the maneuver a male and a female must begin ass to ass. The maneuver first begins with the man tucking his erection between his legs. The balls must be split for this to occur. For the penis to reach its final destination it must be an adequate length, at least 8 inches. From there the female is going to have to do the final job of penetration because the man will be unable to move in such discomfort. The difficulty of the position makes it ideal for any man and women wanting to play "just the tip"
One day Mitch asked his wife if she wanted to try a novelty. She said yes let's play just the tip, but Mitch had a different plan in mind and got his wife from behind with the sneaky serpent.
sneaky serpent by natedog10 November 5, 2011