Sausage Royale

A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.

Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013

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A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass

by Cosmo August 3, 2003

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Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

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sausage three-way

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.

We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.

The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"

As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.

by jwillmo October 3, 2007

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