Snapdragon

Overly effeminate homosexual.

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.

by John R. October 31, 2003

SNIPED

rocking band

get crazy ! sniped

by snipedisgod April 3, 2009

SNIPED!

Something you say in baseball to the runner after you throw him out stealing or throw him out from the outfield for the third out.

Runner after thrown out: SHIT!, i got thrown out.

Outfielder: no, bitch u just got SNIPED!

by themaninthewoods August 4, 2009

female-snape

A skanky bitch-whore who will ruin your life and wont even blink one of her stupid pixelated eyes about it. She will pretend to be your friend to get your trust and then fuck you over like you're trash. Don't trust the whore. She will e your best friend for months and make you fall in love with her and then when you finally admit your feelings she will say shes not interested in a relationship with you. Female-snapes take friendzoneing to a new level

Guy 1: Oh my god, see that bitch. Shes a female-snape.
Guy 2: I was just thinking that! She seems pretty whorish.

by ihatesami August 9, 2012

Severus Snape

The stupid jerk that ruthlessly murdered Dumbledore, and who deserves to be raped by Hagrid and thrown in a pit full of Blast-Ended Skrewts.

Harry: That motherfucker Snape better not step on my turf or I'll bust a cap in his ass
Ron: Hellz ya!

by MaryBeth11 August 11, 2005

Snape

The back-stabbing S.O.B who killed Albus Dumbledore in the 6th Harry Potter Book. Death Eater and servant to Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named . Many people believe he is "sexy" which is very confusing. How can a man who kills another man, because the phsychotic, controlling freak, also known as Voldemort told him to, be sexy? He is a Professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The man who gave him the job, and trusted him enough to let him teach young wizards and witches, including Harry, whom Voldemort,Snape's "master", intends to kill due to a Prophecy, is none other than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster at Hogwarts. His sisters are Bellatrix and Narcissa, Narcissa the wife of Lucius Malfoy, and the mother of Draco Malfoy, Harry's worst enemy. In short, Snape is a bitch.

Professor Snape has greasy hair.

by Liz C. December 20, 2006

pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006