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snail it

To "snail it" is to drive your car really slowly, like a snail, through the stop sign intersection, without ever actually stopping the car. It can also just be called "snailing".
"That stop sign on 25th comes up so fast off of Western, I can never *actually* stop at that thing! So I just usually snail it, and I'm fine."

"Yeah man, I snail it way too much. Finally got pulled over for it the other day."
by baerro March 22, 2010
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SNAIL!!

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..
Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....
by babooncunt July 22, 2010
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Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.
Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type
by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011
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snail trails

traces of spooge left on bedsheets or in dark colored boxer shorts
"That asshole slept in my bed and left snail trails!"
by Hank McCain September 17, 2003
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Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.
by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010
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snail trail

Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.
"Please straddle my face and snail trail my chin, Please. I'll do the dishes tomorrow"
by Dick Splash January 2, 2004
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snail

v. (used for women) to be so sexually stimulated by the thought/sight/scent of a potential sexual partner that the loins become moist enough to leave a trail similar to that of a snail on the chair
She was snailing for the hockey player in her class; she damn near slipped off her seat.
by SinoDave May 29, 2007
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