Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.

For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.

by Dan January 27, 2005

smugg

Someone who is a nice guy or who will save your life but you don't wanna get on his bad side cause it can get ugly.

you seved me your a smugg

by DJ-ER November 15, 2007

smuggling diamonds

Hard nipples in cold weather.

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?

by the hun April 21, 2005

budgie smugglers

small or tight fitting swimwear (occasionally underwear) worn by men in order to/have the disadvantage of drawing attention to his genitals.

Originally Australian Terminology
Often used as a derogatory comment.

" I swear I will break something if I see David Hasselhoff running around in his stupid budgie smugglers one more time."

by Perry White July 22, 2008

The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.

Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!

by SydMorrison March 11, 2010

Smuggle

to smother ones face in your boobs.

"I'm gonna smuggle your face, sir"

by Narwhaljavelin January 1, 2015