snicker butt

Snicker butt is when either one doesn't wipe properly or one expresses a wet fart filling your crack with unwanted mess. Often causes itching and embarrassing jerky movements.

"Joe ran out of t.p. in the jiffy john and now he has snicker butt, look how he is walking."

by Bedrock Gang March 18, 2009

snickerdoodles

well pretty much snickerdoodles grow on edible trees and you can pick them while riding a llama soo yer next time youre on a lllama just ride past and pick up a snickerdoodle coz they ar scrumptios!!!

eg1 yum yum yum leisha says snickerdoodles are yummy

eg2 yum yum yum jck says jck is yummy and he likes snickerdoodles to.

by leisha is a llama January 27, 2010

taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker

A straight guy who does chicks.

You heterosexual cunt sticker.

by JJames September 17, 2005

snickers

the new brokeback.

derived from a controversial snickers ad that aired during the super bowl that depicted two men accidentally kissing, then ripping out their chest hair to prove that they are "manly."

the ad pissed off over-reacting gay rights activists as well as social conservatives, proving once again that the lunatic fringes on either side of the political spectrum have no sense of humor.

wow, clay aiken is so snickers.

by lighten up February 9, 2007

sticker slap

to wrap double sided tape round your penis and dick slap someone in the face while screaming sticker slap so your penis sticks to them. the closer to the mouth you get the better you have done

i screamed sticker slap while i hit Mary in the face with my penis

by toastontoast March 18, 2014